Monday, December 13, 2010

News from the Ridge

Mrs. Sunbather's husband died last week. They had been married for over 60 years and she is very, very sad, so I stopped by to visit and express my condolences.

The first thing I noticed when she answered the door is that it smelled smoky. The second thing I noticed after I walked in the door is that my eyes were watering and my throat was scratchy. The longer I sat there, the worse it got. I knew she didn't smoke and was starting to worry something might actually be on fire.  Finally I asked, "Mrs. Sunbather, do you smell smoke?"

She looked at me a minute and confessed. "It's me. I decided I wanted a cigarette today so I bought some a little bit ago." 

"Did it make you feel better?"

"No. That's why I smoked the whole pack."

88 years old and able to hotbox an entire pack of cigarettes in just a couple of hours. Impressive, to say the least!


Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Lucky she wasn't smoking dope.

Diana said...

Downed the whole damn pack! That's priceless!!

Over 60 years and now alone-that sucks! Hugs to the Mrs.

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chia said...

Bless, I cannot imagine what she's going through. *Hugs*

Your ears must have been burning. Someone asked me last night how I finished Portland. I blamed you. I hope you don't mind :-)

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Angeline Rose Larimer said...

I'd have done the same thing.
Best I ever managed was half a pack, back in my teens after a break-up. She must be really really sad, poor thing.
Thank you for not giving her hell for smoking.