Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Worth the Risk

I haven't had time to take the blog down yet, but I'm glad. Some things are worth risking discovery by the corporate compliance officer.

Sunday morning, WorkerBee went to the apartment of an 86-year-old male resident to assist him with his morning medication.  He came to the door naked, holding a pillow in front of himself.  The WorkerBee, on task, was not deterred and continued to enter the apartment to do the medication.  That's when she saw the naked lady.

It turns out this woman was a "church friend" and she was "visiting" our resident for the weekend.  WorkerBee was pretty freaked out. She stammered out something like "those aren't the kind of church friends I have," and called to report the "incident." 

Incident? I don't think so.  I say rock on, old people. Rock. On.

p.s.  We're up to 16,000 votes!! Please take a few seconds to click the vote button as many times as possible. The folks at the Ridge thank you! 


Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

OMG, that is classic! I think some of those old foax get it more often than I do!

Good for them!

Why would anyone want to c*ckblock them? Some people are just so uptight!

IT'S JUST SEX, UPTIGHT PEOPLE! No one gets hurt ... unless they want to! (Always agree on a safe word first! Like "Geritol"!)


16,000 votes? Woo-hoo!

Tyger Lily said...

Rock on indeed :)

Diana said...

Something tells me I need to get "going to church" back into my busy life!!

Great story-thanks for the taking the chance to piss off corporate!

Voting for ya-good luck!

Amy - the gazelle said...

I voted. And I'm glad your blog is still here! Hope all is well w/ you!

Angeline Rose Larimer said...

I'd like the name of that church, please. For future reference.