Gladys just came to the office to report that Naomi had stolen her roll of toilet paper. "Isn't that just terrible?" she asked. "Stealing toilet paper! I declare, that's about as low as a person can get."
"Yes, stealing toilet paper is terrible, " I concurred, "but how do you know Naomi did it?"
Gladys didn't even hesitate before replying: "Well, maybe she didn't! I think you need to make a list of everyone with diarrhea and then you'll know who took it!"
Sounds like a good job for Assistant.
4 months ago
