Wednesday, November 5, 2008

APB: Missing TP

This afternoon Gladys came into my office wringing her hands. "Hon, I hate to bother you with this but I don't have any toilet paper."

"You don't?" I ask.

"No! That rotten Naomi* took it all! She comes in here in the afternoons and sleeps in my bed a couple hours when I'm not looking. And when she leaves, she takes my toilet paper! Imagine sleeping in my bed and then stealing all my TP! That just isn't right. And now I'm in here telling you about such an unladylike thing as toilet paper."

I giggle and tell her I'll take care of everything. As she leaves she is laughing about toilet paper and says, "You won't want to write this one on your report for today!" For one hot second I actually thought the impossible: She knows about my blog! How weird that she would say that!


Random info...I'm headed to Puerto Vallarta in the morning. I can't wait to put my toes in some sand. Random question...does the hologram stuff on CNN drive anyone else crazy? I think it's dumb. Random old lady report...I'm trying really hard to get a picture of Pearl's purse. Stay tuned, it will be worth the wait.

Have a great week/weekend!

*Naomi is still dead.


Sarah said...

So, maybe the old people are acting up because they are hoping for a guest appearance on the blog!

P.O.M. said...

I wonder if she sees the ghost of Naomi. hmmmm

Have fun in PV. Such a cool area downtown - lots of good restaurants!