America's Next Top Runner
Be creative, think outside the box, go crazy.
So in the spirit of "going crazy" here is the difference between a 163- pound run/walker/hacker and a 132-pound "real" runner. Viewer discretion advised.
January 2007, during the marathon portion of the Goofy Challenge at Disney World. Chubba Chubba!

(Don't I look about ready to POP? I'm not sure how I even did that marathon. This is more embarrasing than I imagined.)
In May 2008, I PR'd at the Sunburst half marathon, finishing in Notre Dame Stadium. It was really awesome to run that fast (for me) and not start a fire by my thighs rubbing together.
Peace and smaller thighs, all.
